oh zane, how i wish i were you

This is Zane Lamprey.






His job is to drink. If you've never seen Three Sheets, you must. It is the ONLY show that I've ever bought an entire season of.

Zane's a comedian. And he enjoys drinking, a lot. He travels the world, going to any city that will have him, and learns their drinking customs, including their hangover cures. It's actually educational because he goes into factories and meets important people, but then gets drunk with them.

When he went to Champagne, France in season one, he got an important champagne connoisseur to chug champagne with him, which is definitely not what you're supposed to do. The champagne man said no to chugging time and time again, but finally Zane got him. They played quarters--a drinking game we're all too familiar with--and Zane won. This champagne connoisseur then chugged his champagne--with a frown across his face.

An unknown channel called MOJO used to host Three Sheets, until the entire channel died at the end of 2008. With the help of many many many fans protesting, Three Sheets was bought by FLN, and will premiere it's fourth season on May 29. Watch it!!!