Dear Vanessa and Angela Simmons,
Not all of us are blessed with having a rap mogul father and uncle who endowed us with a company and Porsche Cayenne and L.A. condo. I want these shoes of yours.
Because my dad isn't Rev Run and my uncle isn't Russel Simmons, I cannot afford them. I'm a poor college student.
But you should know I love them. I would rock them all the time--with jeans, shorts, sweat pants, whatever. Also, I make a great sister, so if your family wants to adopt a cute little white girl, gimme a call.
Yours truly,
White-girl-wants-Pastry's
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